If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

This is so weird it's beyond description. Go Billy?

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.