Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Bill Murray was arrested in Sweden this weekend for being under the influence while driving a golf cart. Oh Dr. Venkman!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

O Noes! Secks Dunjun found!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

O RLY!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

...That explains a LOT!

Too soon, Bill Maher, too soon.