Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.

Well we know where the *peel* is, where's the rest of the banana??

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.

"Lettice" help you take off your bikini, madam!

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!