Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 
 

Britney Bikini Monday

Britney Bikini Monday

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

 

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

 

Mena Suvari In A Bikini

Mena Suvari In A Bikini

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

 

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

 

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

 

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

 

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

 

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

 

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

 

Audrina Tries On A Bikini

Audrina Tries On A Bikini

You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

 

Katty Perry In A Bikini

Katty Perry In A Bikini

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

 

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

 

Claire Danes Sits Funny

Claire Danes Sits Funny

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

 

Brooke Hogan's Bikini Body

Brooke Hogan's Bikini Body

Clearly the daughter of a "professional" wrestler.

 

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

 

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