Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Clearly the daughter of a "professional" wrestler.

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.