Want to hook up with Jesus.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

This car was a one-way ticket to babe heaven in the 80s.

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)