Big surprise – I mean, he IS Italian!

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

He certainly is! Har! Har!

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Badonkadonk! Dizzzammm!

Diddy keeps it real -- real deep South-style!

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

This puts all other so-called "big burgers" to shame.

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!

Let’s hope she has a big appetite.

That's weird. Our loads are soooooo tiny.

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.