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Ugly Winehouse

Ugly Winehouse

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

 

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

 

Best Baby Name EVER

Best Baby Name EVER

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Mario Wedding Cake

Mario Wedding Cake

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

 

Nice Shot!

Nice Shot!

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.