Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

RoboBeyonce was unveiled at the BET awards by Roc-A-Fella Records, to replace the songstress once her ass gets hitched to Jay-Z.

I bet she even has a yeast infection like us, too.

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

We bet these guys never get made fun of.

I bet these guys never get made fun of.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.