Audrina's Cleavage is Laughable

Audrina's Cleavage is Laughable

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

 

Audrina is Enhancing Her Bikini

Audrina is Enhancing Her Bikini

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

 

Paris is Fila-ing Good

Paris is Fila-ing Good

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.

 

Is that my ass!?

Is that my ass!?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

 

Heidi Montag Stalks her Prey

Heidi Montag Stalks her Prey

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

 

Hanging With My Homies

Hanging With My Homies

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

 

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

 

Nicolette's Knockers

Nicolette's Knockers

Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan was out and about in Beverly Hills recently... and apparently it was a tit nipply out! Ha!

 

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