Here's an alleged screen shot of the Jimmy Kimmel sex tape. It's okay if you don't believe it exists, because it probably doesn't. We hope it doesn't.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

We don't believe in bras either.

I believe in the Church of Boobs.

It kind of makes sense why some people don't believe in evolution, is this progress??

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

...Now with less saturated fat!

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

We refuse to believe this is real.