A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

Marc Jacobs unveiled his new line of Arabian Sheik outerwear. The desert camel toe is ALWAYS a good look.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.