Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

I bet you didn't notice there was a beach behind her!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

This bar is obviously managed by a smart fellow.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.