I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

That is the luckiest beer can holder ever.