Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

The Beckham's bums are beautiful.

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Oh, the beautiful gayness that is wrestling!

Keanu's so beautiful it makes him sick.