Adam Lambert Might Wear Makeup

Adam Lambert Might Wear Makeup

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

 

Winehouse Celebrates Earth Day

Winehouse Celebrates Earth Day

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

 

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

Jeff Goldblum Is Shirtlessly Confusing

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

 

Portrait of a Naked Oscar Winner

Portrait of a Naked Oscar Winner

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

 

Straight to the moon!

Straight to the moon!

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

 

Big Hanging Balls

Big Hanging Balls

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

 

Paris Hilton Has Crabs

Paris Hilton Has Crabs

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

 

Screaming Kid

Screaming Kid

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

 

Best Wedding Ever

Best Wedding Ever

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.

 

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