But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.