But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

Who's got the garlic? Kirsten's a nasty hipster Drunkst vampire.