It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

We found Batman at Coachella! Actually there were two of them. And we wept.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.