Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Here is the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Bar Refaeli. I can hear you breathing heavy.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Latoya Jackson shows her brother two can play at this game.

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.