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Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

Why Is This Man Smiling?

Why Is This Man Smiling?

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

 

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

Horrible Peta People Are Ridiculously Hot

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

 

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

 

Anna Kournikova Notices How Fat You've Gotten

Anna Kournikova Notices How Fat You've Gotten

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

 

Anna Kournikova's Tramp Stamp

Anna Kournikova's Tramp Stamp

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

 

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

 

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

 

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

 

Easy Barbie

Easy Barbie

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."