Literally. It has balls.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.