Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Literally. It has balls.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.