Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Except for this guy.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

These guys were once world famous.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.