Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Wow, seriously. You couldn't act this dumb if you tried. This is real.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.