Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

Apparently horrifying outfits are *required* wear at the premier of Hairspray the movie. Liza legs did not disappoint.

A dozen 7/11 stores have been transformed into Kwik-E marts as a promotional campaign for the Simpson's Movie.

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

The U.S. Mint actually made REAL quarters featuring the Silver Surfer, from the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. It's amazing how sold out our country can get.

This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.