An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.