Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.