The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.