If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

He will grow up to crush your brains.

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Way to get back on the radar, Elizabeth.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Chris Rock was caught taking a none too subtle look at Rhianna's back side.