That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

This is what the Shuttle would look like if Nascar fans ran Nasa.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Well, kid -- how did the doggy's doodoo taste? We'd love to know!

This is not actually puke. It's a child birth that went totally wrong! Woops!

That is the luckiest beer can holder ever.

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

They're not the Adam's Family, not the Munsters, and not even the Brady Bunch. They are the Weird Family! Weird!

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.

This guy makes LiquidGeneration's Helga The Help look sexy.