This is sexist because it's true.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.