Proof of reincarnation! Egads!

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Eddie Furlong has really let himself go – and his poor baby is suffering with him!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Chill, baby, I can't really feel anything with these furry paws!

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

This baby would taste so much more delicious with some barbeque sauce.

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.

Somebody has some explaining to do.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Babies are so lucky.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?