She just needs some help releasing it.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

She should really use toilet paper.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

He's looking for booty.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.