Just another reason to love summer.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

She just needs some help releasing it.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Presidents get all the chicks.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).