RoboBeyonce was unveiled at the BET awards by Roc-A-Fella Records, to replace the songstress once her ass gets hitched to Jay-Z.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Dita's normally extremely lady-like... and she showed off her lady-parts to prove it!

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!