It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Rumors cleavage has taken to her annoying habit of assuming she deserves attention just because her parents are famous.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!