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Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.
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11/15/2007
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After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.
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11/9/2007
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Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!
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11/9/2007
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This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!
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11/8/2007
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Wow, we don't know about you guys, but a storm of hungry is brewing over here!
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11/6/2007
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This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.
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10/25/2007
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Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.
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10/24/2007
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This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!
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10/23/2007
PHOTOS
"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"
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10/19/2007