The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.