If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.