OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Emo Fail

Emo Fail

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

 

Instant Lady Wood

Instant Lady Wood

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

 

We make Snu Snu now!

We make Snu Snu now!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

 

Wall of Color

Wall of Color

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

 

Roofies and Asians

Roofies and Asians

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

 

Let's Eat The Pope

Let's Eat The Pope

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

 

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

 

Toddling Tupac

Toddling Tupac

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

 

Bonaduce is Asian

Bonaduce is Asian

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

 

Sissy Boy Clooney

Sissy Boy Clooney

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

 

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

 

Terri Hatcher is a Dog

Terri Hatcher is a Dog

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

 

Elevator Out

Elevator Out

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.