OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Portman Gets A Doggie Shower

Portman Gets A Doggie Shower

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

 

Military Police Shower

Military Police Shower

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Kiki Drunkst Has Athlete's Foot

Kiki Drunkst Has Athlete's Foot

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

 

Paris Showers Outdoors

Paris Showers Outdoors

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

 

Sexy Nazi Dress-Up

Sexy Nazi Dress-Up

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

 

Very Merry Go Round

Very Merry Go Round

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.