Lindsay, You're Beautiful.

Lindsay, You're Beautiful.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

 

As American as Apple Pie

As American as Apple Pie

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

 

iGasm

iGasm

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

 

Dart in The Face

Dart in The Face

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.

 

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