OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Seriously Fat Ass

Seriously Fat Ass

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

 

Paris & Nicole Eat!

Paris & Nicole Eat!

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

 

Penguin Poopin'

Penguin Poopin'

The Happy Feet Happy Meal now comes with a handy penguin-shaped toothpaste dispenser!

 

Bimbo Summit

Bimbo Summit

Magically, I love the NY Post now.

 

Britney's Weird Boob

Britney's Weird Boob

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

 

Kevin Federline is Popular

Kevin Federline is Popular

Hurry! Act now, before Kevin's concert gets canceled in your home town!

 

Lil' Jon Then and Now

Lil' Jon Then and Now

He's the Steve Urkel of the rap world. And I love him.

 

Fake Nails - Snack Food

Fake Nails - Snack Food

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

 

Fake Nails - Sesame Street

Fake Nails - Sesame Street

I got my nails did! Now I can Tickle You with Elmo!

 

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

I got my nails did! They match my bong now!

 

World's Tiniest Horse

World's Tiniest Horse

Now we know who used to pull the Gravy Train!

 
 

Jackbutt Two

Jackbutt Two

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

 

Sexy Billboard Advertisement

Sexy Billboard Advertisement

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

 

The New Microsoft Word

The New Microsoft Word

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.