Now shut up.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

Greta's just being hilarious now.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

Here's Phil Spector's mugshot. You have permission to vomit now.

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

He fought for equality and now, video games.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?