100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Rumors cleavage has taken to her annoying habit of assuming she deserves attention just because her parents are famous.

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

...and you know how annoying SHE is!