She's still hot with or without clothes.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

Yep, she had a lotta drugs in her. Surprise, surprise.

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.