Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

What does Anna Kournikova's tattoo mean? That you can never bang someone as hot as her.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)