OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

 

Ashlee Dupree Will Let You Touch Her Tattoos For Money

Ashlee Dupree Will Let You Touch Her Tattoos For Money

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

 

Angelina Promotes Hula Hoops

Angelina Promotes Hula Hoops

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

 

Maddox Takes a Boob Nap

Maddox Takes a Boob Nap

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

 

Angelina Jolie's Sweet 16

Angelina Jolie's Sweet 16

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

 

Brad and Angelina Made Another

Brad and Angelina Made Another

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

 

Angelina Jolie Adopts Again!

Angelina Jolie Adopts Again!

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!

 

Brangelina Family

Brangelina Family

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

 

Old Angelina Jolie

Old Angelina Jolie

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.