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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

 

Ed Hardy is the Sign of the Douche

Ed Hardy is the Sign of the Douche

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

 

Meaty Poppins

Meaty Poppins

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

 

Rachel Bilson 4 America

Rachel Bilson 4 America

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

 

Penis Cage

Penis Cage

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

OSCARS '07: Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson

OSCARS '07: Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

 

You're The One!

You're The One!

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

 

Hey Cutie!

Hey Cutie!

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

 

Guilty! Of Being My Valentine!

Guilty! Of Being My Valentine!

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

 

I'm On Your Tail!

I'm On Your Tail!

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

 

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

 

Brangelina Family

Brangelina Family

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

 

Paris & Nikki Hilton Are Lesbo Lovers

Paris & Nikki Hilton Are Lesbo Lovers

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!