Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Just in time for Valentine's Day – two skeletons eternally interlocked in an embrace.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

Donald! You little so-and-so! It's not time for Xtina's nips to come out yet!

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My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

The rest of the line is, "..can I borrow yours?" Works every time.

The only type of wedgie that is sooo good times it doesn't even hurt.

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.